partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

I wrote a Prussia/Monaco breakup fic. It’s kind of depressing. If anyone wants to read a hella short one-shot, it’s here.

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

beekwhy:

toopsy:

brimerica:

ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR

And then there’s Austria

i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground

buggedbuggybug:

fluffykins0801:

Behold!

The new king is born!

I tried to scroll past…